Thursday, August 21, 2008

CHASING THE DREAM: Laughing hysterically in the face of misery can cure depression. Laugh until your guts hurt. Laugh until your eyes tear. Laugh.

Side effects may include turning into a famous serial killer, but you won’t be depressed. You might kill a few endangered whales and pandas, but you won’t be depressed. You might bludgeon helpless cute little baby seals attaining peace of mind with a piece of mind.

Meds can’t help you. No chemical can. Explode externally to save self destruction. Weigh out your options. Do you want to be a super villain or kill yourself? Megalomaniac world ruler, solitary confinement. Blood dripping out of your veins. GSR on your finger tips. All because of some lousy depression. No, avoiding depression. “Hysterical Laughter”.

Think you are a bird, think you can fly. Splat on 10 people below you. Laugh Hysterically. Satire my ass, this is my life we are talking about. “Hysterical Laughter.”

The pen is mightier than the sword, jab it in your neck. “Hysterical Laughter.”

Lets go destroy something beautiful. Accomplice ? No. Figment of my twisted mind. Nuke the Swiss Alps, Key a brand new red Ferrari, Burn the Mona Lisa. Fire gives you heat and light. Destruction on HD technology. Two million pixels per inch. Two million little pieces of the Mona Lisa burning. Don’t smile bitch, Laugh Hysterically.

Bottle up emotions, the outcome can surprise you. I choose door number three. Modern art on the floor. Naked dead broad pinned to the bed. No self destruction only external explosion followed by hysterical laughter.

Choose the weapon of destruction. Weapon of your choice, Caliber 5.56 mm “M16” air cooled, gas operated assault rifle with a rotating bolt actuated by direct impingement gas operation. 900 rounds per second. Traveling at 3,200 feet per second. Straight into your eye. Drum magazine holding unto 90 rounds. Even if I miss 50 percent of my shots, I still hit 45 before I reload. This is fun. Each bullet coated with Teflon to pierce even the toughest armor to rip through your flesh in time. Tiny entry wounds. Exit wounds the size of a football. Gory, sickening, puke on the floor. The devil resurrected. Columbine still fresh in the memory of a few who lost. Cured am I? No. “Hysterical Laughter”. Not enough. The thirst continues. Death sentences not enough. “Hysterical Laughter”. Torture, pain, ineffective weekend retreats. Make me a vegetable make me a Broccoli, make me a Zucchini. Vengeance is yours.


Jagadish said...

Now that's what i call "Killer" writing... *Hysterical Laughter*

phatcougar said...

Hey guys i made a mistake, m16 fires 900 rounds per minute thanx neo for pointin it out

Varun said...

"Two million little pieces of the Mona Lisa burning. Don’t smile bitch, Laugh Hysterically."

Mona Lisa is not yet proved to be a female so u cant call her/him/it a bitch...

"Even if I miss 50 percent of my shots, I still hit 45 before I reload."

why da fuck do u want to end life so soon? i mean any person who gets 45 shots wont be alive...

phatcougar said...

u call anything a bitch. c'mon remember lil bitch (baseketball).....its the meanin not the gender that holds precedence here. 45 shots meanin i'm firing not the other way around else how can i reload??? it wud be really dumb now wouldn't it

Varun said...

i did mean da other way u jack shit... jus think about it 45shots/min and in 1 min he/she will be dead they wont feel da pain...common man u can do better ten tat u r not helping them by jus killing em

phatcougar said...

obvious its not one person dumb ass and its not abt inflicting pain rather settin em free. read the whole thing again maybe a little slower u might just understand wat i'm talking abt

summer-diary said...

tried to laugh hysterically, couldn't, been pondering for a day now.

Masterpiece, delete it, hysterical laughter.

phatcougar said...

tats was the whole idea to make ppl thnk abt evrything i mean everythin, go to realms of ur mind where no one wishes to go until confronted by their worst fears

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