UNDERWEAR ON DA PANTS?:
super heroes r everwher these days, on da internet, tv newspaper except in da real world. i aien,t speakin abt heroes but superheroes. when v were kids(some of us still r) v used 2 fight who is da better super hero. i saw a programme on tis subject which said batman waz da best & most popular. tis pissed me off coz my favorite was & still is spiderman. he is like us, he can't get a girl his boss hates him & is a good guy. when he got da power of crawln on walls he didn't say, "hey i'm gonna save da world today" in contrast he tried 2 make money outta it. he has got only 2 powers, he can climb stuff & has a sixth sense. tats all. da webin he made it himself coz he's got brains tats why i like him. now let me ask u a question. if u were a superhero wat powers would u like 2 have? i think abt tis a lot(yeah i'm nuts). i would like 2 have da power of invisibility & da power 2 go thru stuff(like a wall). when i'm sayin invisibility its not like my body is invisible so i have 2 b naked all da time. its like right now i'm typin tis hence my figers r touchin da keyboard so if i wanna make tis system invisible i can do it if i concentrate. i know it sounds a little geekish. don't forget i can go thru walls 2 so i can b a good peepin tom(yeah baby). every hero should have a villan, but in his case hedoesn't have a supervillan. his agenda is 2 bring pease 2 da world. lets give him a name how abt "peace maker", its a little dorky so is "superman". 4 a successful superhero he should have some weakness. his weakness r , well he can't fly so he has 2 travel by plane which ofcourse he can do free of cost coz he is invisible but it will take him time. second he is tryin s2 bring peace 2 da world, well peace is one thing mankind cannot achieve coz v have a curse called intelligence bestowed on us. so peace is an illusion that peace maker will always chase. lastly he is invisible 2 naked eye but infrared can detect him. now lets talk abt costume. i personally don't like da cape & underwaer over da pants costume. how abt tis peace maker will always wear white, he can wear anything he wants but it has 2 b white thats all. i'm sorry i gotta go there is a crisis. hastala vista guys. i'll b back. i guess

PS: da crisis was i had 2 go 2 da toilet

CALL IT WATEVER U WANT:
sometimes i wish i could fly. i would fly far far away where there r no humans. i wish i could live like an animal, free, no material possesions just free where da only worry is 2 survive. here in real world(which stinks) thre r so many parameters. people think so different. if we could just go back 2 our instincts earth would be such a beautiful place. but we covet stuff we need everything, from da neighbours wife 2 da film stars cars, we r 'nt satisfied, but why? its as if we r chasin some thing tat doesn't exist. what if tomorrow some one scientifically proves tat heaven & hell exists? will people start helpin people out 2 get in heaven? but is it valid 2 help people out just 2 get into heaven? tis is just greed, which is one of da seven deadly sins, so he has 2 go 2 hell. but nevertheless he has helped a person. so who da hell decides all tis shit? tats why i say we should abandon everything &live in forest in small communities just tryin 2 survive nothin else. da contentment we get in tis is unmatched. but we r caught in a game whose rule we don't understand, but still tryin 2 play without much sucess. hope we get lucky soon.

HUGE:
one of my biggest fears is goin naked in front of people. like in fear factor they asked a couple of people 2 walk naked on a ramp, my friend asked me if i would do it. i told him tat if i went first i got no problem, but if i go after a girl i got a HUGE problem. u know HUGE i mean HUGE. i would look like a fuckin coat hanger, i know its sick.
when i think of bein nude i think of tribal people who r always nude. imagine it would be so freaky one day a little kid goes 2 his father & says "dad i got pubic hair". then da question ARISES. no i'm not implyin' 2 anythin else. well 4 me da problem is when u r in a tribal group how da hell do u get aroused. everythin is right there, like when u look at a girl fully dressedu sometimes fantasize abt her body(if u don't then i'm a pervert) & when u see her naked u get aroused. its like wen a stripper strips in front of u tats hot & if she walks on to the ramp naked its not tat hot, its like u can't get aroused by ravi varma paintings
one more thing tat cocerns me in tis subject is if u see ur mom naked i bet u will never, i mean ever think abt girls again. but the tribal men see their bride & their mom butt naked at da same time(its ok if u puke now) . i really take my hats off 2 then 2 see their mom naked & go fuck their brides on da same day is an unbelieveable deed. i got 2 go now i got 2 clean my room there is puke everywhere
-da sick mind of girish

ps: i got 2 give my mind a new name. mail ur suggestions 2 st_agnostic@sify.com

INSOMNIAC:
i can't sleep. no i'm not insomniac, its coz the damn dogs in da streets r barkin like hell. i wish i had a Gun right now, i swear i would have blown fuckin brains outta their heads. u think its violent, u think i'm a bad person, if u do....... then screw u son of a bitch, tis is wat i am.
anyway wen u think of dogs & killin them u think of da great menaka gandhi. i hate tat bitch. she always preaches da common man 2 take care of da animals around them. well....... wat da fuck does she know abt da common man. imagine tis, a common middleclass man works all day long sometimes even 4 10 hrs a day . he comes home aftr a hectic bus ride which feels like riding a jam packed puke machine. he is tired has 2 take care of his kids, his wife da bills & all kinds of fucked up shit. then he goes 2 sleep, the dogs start barkin, now tell him 2 be good 2 da dogs, if u do, he will cut ur balls out fry them, powder them & will drink them with a glass of warm milk. but maneka gandhi doesn't know tis, she is some whore who lost her husband & wanna supress her desires by talkin abt freakin animals. there r more than i billion people in our country, thousands of them r dying every day and she talks abt some rabies infected dog. she just wanna hog da lime light & go 2 bed thinkin abt some horse or some bull or some

sorry guys its 3 am & i'm pissed of so bear with me
da freak
giri

pessimist:
hey people,
welcome 2 my space. let me tell u somethin abt myself. i'm an eternal pessimist, being a pessimist has served me well. when ur a pessimist u go into somethin without any expectations, hence ur never disappointed. 4 ex u go into an exam u think u did well, but u should always remember others correct these papers, they might not undrestand ur handwriting, maybe even forgot their spectacles or they r plain nuts, when u recieve da paper & its an F u get pissed off. some wossy may even think of killin himself, but i got no expectations. i would think "wat da fuck i'ma take da exam again". hence i th e pessimist will get an A in da next exam & da optimistic bastard would be dead.
so choose wisely would u like 2 be an optimist or a pessimist

ME
i have no idea wat the fuck i'm doin here. yes i'm new 2 this. ok lets talk abt universal crap called love, i don't believe in that bullshit i think love can b catagorised into 3 things they r FEAR, RESPONSIBILITY & GREED.
4 example:
* y do u love ur parents because its ur responsibility & u fear if i don't wat the hell will people think?
*y do u love ur girlfriend coz u wanna do her or u want a companion. that is fuckin greed
so according 2 me there is nothin called love its all bullshit

the 3 most important things in life according 2 me are:
*sex(lots of it)
*money(lots of it)
*friends(only a few loyal ones)

i know by know u would have realized that i'm a complete loser if u guys think this makes sense u guys r freaks but u can contact me people at st_agnostic@sify.com
bye